His posts carry too much intellectual value to NOT have a collection of his best for historical purposes.

Quote :

"its not my non-liberal fault that all those liberals like to liberalize people with their liberal labels"

Quote :

"LETS ALL TROLL TREETWISTA SINCE HE ISNT A PUSSY LIBERAL LIKE US...OMG HE DOESNT THINK BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING...HEY GUYS LETS TROLL HIM ON THE INTERNET AND KEEP LOSING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS"

Quote :

"you fuckers dont read shit unless its anti-bush do you"

Quote :

"maybe if any of you liberal fucks could read you could win a god damn presidential election"

Quote :

"Bill "The First Black President Even Though Blacks Dont Realize He Flew The Confederate Flag in Arkansas Since He Bought a Place In Harlem And Got Some Famous Blowjobs" Clinton "

Feel free to add your personal favorites.

7/27/2006 1:29:58 PM

Quote :

"the country has improved infinitely in the last 6 years since Bill "The First Black President Even Though Blacks Dont Realize He Flew The Confederate Flag in Arkansas Since He Bought a Place In Harlem And Got Some Famous Blowjobs" Clinton was impeached"

7/27/2006 1:31:49 PM

^ nice

7/27/2006 1:33:28 PM

Are you implying that he's wrong?

7/27/2006 1:33:41 PM

Haha, the only reason he got an office in Harlem is b/c the gov't wouldn't pay to get him an office anywhere else in Manhattan, since its $texas.

7/27/2006 1:53:26 PM

Seriously, when did we allow troll threads on anyone except sals?

7/27/2006 2:04:22 PM

Not Soap Box material.

7/27/2006 3:01:05 PM

hahahahaha

7/27/2006 3:21:19 PM

gg on inflating his ego. I personally like Twista. So keep these threads up. I like Best Of stuff.

7/27/2006 3:24:11 PM

you like an alterego

7/27/2006 4:08:37 PM

boonedocks, please stop riding my dick if you dont have a vagina

7/27/2006 4:09:02 PM

I'm just being sarcastic and playing the devil's advocate.

7/27/2006 4:10:23 PM

not really

7/27/2006 4:10:58 PM

Aw, fuck it.

You can trace the moments that people get off topic in non 'berry boy' threads to the first time someone responds to TreeTwista.

Whether you consider this a good or bad thing is up to you.

7/27/2006 4:33:10 PM

When is Bush going to get a blowjob? Blowjobs are awesome.

7/27/2006 4:35:03 PM

^^^^TreeTwista's favorite defense. LOL

[Edited on July 27, 2006 at 4:36 PM. Reason : LOL]

7/27/2006 4:35:45 PM

You must be a female under 220lbs to be able to debate.

kthnx.

7/27/2006 4:39:03 PM

Quote :

"i can't gay up threads alone...i need everyone's help...and everyone seems more than happy to help, then complain about how i gayed up threads"

Someone Else For Mod '06

7/27/2006 11:24:51 PM

^^AHA, I actually qualify. Suck on it.

[Edited on July 28, 2006 at 1:12 AM. Reason : I've lost thirty pounds. I'm so skinny!]

7/28/2006 1:11:34 AM

Quote :

"i'm not going to fall victim to your liberal traps you fucking liberal"

7/28/2006 11:08:30 AM

Only in America is the term "liberal" a bad thing.

7/28/2006 12:07:44 PM

Quote :

"THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER IS NOT A HUGE ECONOMIC TRADE ROUTE ANYMORE"

Quote :

"ahahahahah "journalists" bwahahahah....yeah lots of "journalists" still around nowadays"

Quote :

"i guess none of you people watch the news...just turn on the daily show, jack off, turn off the tv"

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"this thread is worthless because it doesnt coincide with the focus of the liberal media"

Quote :

"oh im sorry did i offend your lord and savior bill clinton"

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"Sure...now theres like 1 anti clinton thread on the soap box front page and 79 bush pages...instead of the normal 80:0 ratio"

Quote :

"no it is my job to be a sheep who fellates clinton while whining about bush being president even though i was too lazy to vote even though my vote wouldnt have made a difference"

Quote :

"Clinton took just as many vacation days...at the White House...under the desk"

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"im just saying in general you cant prove a lot of things beyond a shadow of a doubt"

Quote :

"and people tell me i need to have evidence"

Quote :

"so i guess it would be too much to ask that you show me evidence that all the weapons they had were destroyed? cause even your boy clinton admitted that saddam HAD them"

Its fun taking things out of context

7/28/2006 12:25:59 PM

here, here

7/28/2006 12:53:50 PM

Quote :

" iamges.google.com yes the typo is correct i bet if you bought this domain you would get lots and lots of hits or maybe gogole.com? i remember linux bought the domain 'microsfot.com' which seems pretty clever any other similiar circumstances you guys know of?"

7/28/2006 4:16:34 PM

why didnt you stop after the first 3 lines

because the last 3 were legitimate points

also a lot of your soapbox cronies arent going to understand about dns naming

7/28/2006 4:54:26 PM

Quote :

"Bush may not be the worst president America has ever had, but he is by no means good either."

7/28/2006 5:10:34 PM

hey i would never say that

7/28/2006 5:12:03 PM

Quote :

"One time Clinton sucked my dick. I tried to protest but my head was up Bush's ass"

7/28/2006 5:22:18 PM

@ spooky

gg

7/28/2006 5:39:43 PM

Quote :

"because the last 3 were legitimate points"

You act as if "linux" were a company or organization of some sort.

Guess what?

7/28/2006 10:36:33 PM

SKY-NET linux has become self-aware

[Edited on July 28, 2006 at 10:55 PM. Reason : ./]

7/28/2006 10:54:32 PM

TreeTwista is hilarious and harmless. The serious ones are the scary ones.

7/28/2006 10:59:13 PM

Quote :

"i remember linux bought the domain 'microsfot.com' which seems pretty clever"

hahahahahahaha

instant classic

7/29/2006 2:06:35 AM

Quote :

"SKY-NET linux has become self-aware"

I lol'ed.

7/31/2006 1:10:19 PM

Quote :

"the middle east has been at war for thousands of years"

7/31/2006 2:04:53 PM

^read a book

7/31/2006 3:33:56 PM

take a history class

7/31/2006 5:10:41 PM

so you think before the jewish-palestinian conflicts since the formation of Israel the Middle East was peaceful?

7/31/2006 5:12:38 PM

^No, but at war for a thousand years?

7/31/2006 5:17:13 PM

if a country has had violent clashes between numerous groups of people for the past couple thousand years, i call that "at war for thousands of years"...i dont think it has to be a single individual war that lasts that long

7/31/2006 5:25:07 PM

Actually if you took a sociology class, you'd know that jews and arabs coexisted somewhat peacefully for centuries in the middle east because they were allied against Europeans and were trading partners. The mess that exists today is due, primarily, to the aftermath of the Great War and WWII.

But it's cool if you wanna lump an on-and-off battle that's flared up over the past 60 years and call it a few millenia...

7/31/2006 5:40:40 PM

you're right...the middle east has always been peaceful...its not like its been one group after another after another seeking control of jerusalem

7/31/2006 10:59:23 PM

Quote :

""most scientists" believe humans cause global warming "

7/31/2006 11:14:36 PM

joshnumbers brilliance

Quote :

"god has seen, and he showed me the light"

7/31/2006 11:15:41 PM

Quote :

"joshnumbers brilliance"

7/31/2006 11:17:20 PM

Quote :

"you're right..."

that's all I wanted to hear

although, an "I was just talking out of my ass" would have been a nice addition

7/31/2006 11:39:00 PM

yeah the middle east is just a pocket of pacifism in the world...i'm not being sarcastic at all...its really a nice place and has been forever

especially when the Roman Empire didnt try to take over Mesopotamia a couple thousand years ago...or when Christians didnt Crusade into the Middle East 1,000 years ago...none of that happened because the Middle East has always been peaceful, at least up until the formation of Israel

7/31/2006 11:41:19 PM

i never said 'always' or 'forever'

but i can see where this is going

your rebuttals are pretty formulaic actually:

someone calls you out when you make shit up, you resort to sarcasm, they remind you why you were wrong, you resort to further exaggeration and then proceed to either a) change the subject OR b) begin childish name calling OR c) ghost edit your post

rinse, lather, rinse, repeat

[Edited on July 31, 2006 at 11:48 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/31/2006 11:47:28 PM

i like how you try and categorize some type of posting strategy instead of just manning up and admitting that the middle east has been a warzone off and on for the past couple millenia

or do you not believe the crusades ever happened 1,000 years ago? did the roman empire ever march their army into mesopotamia to take it from the arabs 2,000 years ago? "take a history class" I think you would say

7/31/2006 11:48:20 PM

so ghost editing my post changes the fact that the middle east has been war torn for the last couple thousand years?

sounds like your only strategy of arguing my content is to not argue my content at all, but rather try and fabricate some method of posting so you yourself can avoid the topic...gg

8/1/2006 12:01:01 AM